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The birth of Quad
No matter how insignificant your pet is, be it a goldfish, stick insect or wasp, never flush it down the toilet, give it a decent burial or dispose of the body so the corpse cant get to you from beyond the grave. I have two memories of my past, both as vivid as they are disturbing, a normal person would have been sent insane if they had what I have going on in my head in theirs. Born as a mad scientists son with a genetic defect tht made my ears unable to pick up sounds above a certain pitch, he spent one of my first lives trying to work out what was wrong with me.
Being used as a constant experiment is not a good way to live, with my head wired up at all times to a homemade machine I couldn't get around and do the things that I wanted to do as a child and later as a teenager. when i got to the age of 9 I discovered metal after a car parked outside my house with a slayer record on. I instantly fell in love with the music and found it was the only way to vent the built up aggression inside me. I refused to comply with my father, fasting myself and once threatening to take my own life, if he didn't buy me any metal albums. By the age of 16 my collection was extensive, in excess of 100, and as they were my only hobby, I knew everything about them, every word from every song, every name of every band member.
One day, my father was especially excited, he believed that he had found the hearing gene I was lacking, in the common goldfish. He went to all the local pet shops to buy a fish but all of the shopkeepers refused to sell him one after what he did to all of the hamsters that he bought a few years back. He was reduced to hunting in the sewers. After a few days he found a goldfish, alive and well, swimming around in the sewers, my owner had got bored of having to look after me every day and ended up disposing of me down his toilet, very humane of him. he took me back to the lab and placed me up alongside me in human form on a special gene splicing machine that he had spent so long of his life working on. I chose to put "of wolf and man" my Metallica on whilst the operation was in action, I had no songs that had lines about fish and men. I remember a sharp pain to the back of my head and then just white.
when i awoke, my fish body had died by it's mind lived on inside me, yearning for revenge against it's owner.
my ears were now working fine but i still had a passion for lower pitched notes and with the new fish brain inside me my musical passion had grown for some reason. the operation was fine but there was a side effect, be it good or bad, I began to grow a new pair of arms just at the bottom of my ribcage. My father was oblivious to these as he kept me in a straight jacket to prevent me from leaving, he was one fucked up guy.
One night when my father came down to check on me i broke free, using my spare pair of arms, killed him by multiple punches to the head and chest, I didn't know what I was doing but hew tried to put me back, took my CDs and left. I saw my own house for the first time and wasn't used to the world that we live in, what my father told me was all that I knew. i went out of the house, leaving the door open. The air was so much cleaner outside.
As i walked around in my new body, muscles pumped by a special steroid invented by my dad i came across a gang of four people who were later to become very importatnt in my life. It turned out they were a street gang turn band, what drew me to them was their beatbox pumping out a kind of music so intense, it was impossible not to miss. It turned out that this tape was of ultimate warrior, the band efd's first demo, combined with a searing cover of motorhead/sepultura's orgasmatron I fell in love with the music instantly and begged to join them in their quest for world domination. They told me that they were on the hunt for a bassist. In the next few weeks Myself and EFD hung around in my house as i slowly learnt the bass to all of their songs with a bass bought from money found around the house, there wasn't much so I could only afford a £99 Squire shit bass. Using my extra arms for a thrash advantage, the whole band just clicked, this is the same EFD as there is today, here to kick yo' bitch ass. |
Listing Site Updates
Under one of these subheadings, it’s a good idea to list recent updates to my site so that visitors, especially return visitors, can check out the new stuff first. For example, I could list the date and a brief description of the update:
7/16/00 Added pictures of my vacation to the Photo page.
6/25/00 Updated the team schedule for the fall 200 season.
5/30/00 Added information about a new product my business offers.
I could also list updated news about my site’s topic. For example, if my site were about a particular sport, I’d could discuss the outcome of a recent competition.
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Welcome To My Home Page
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Notifying Visitors of Site Enhancements
Another idea for my home page’s text is notifying visitors about the enhancements I put on my site. For example, I want visitors to sign my guestbook or fill out my survey Form E-mailer to answer questions about my site, my business, or my site’s topic.
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Getting Rich Quick—From My Site!
I might not want a large amount of text on my home page if I want to guide visitors toward my other pages. Instead of text, I can add others’ buttons to this first page, and I’ll be rewarded for people who click on the buttons. For example, if a visitor signs up for a Visa using the NextCard button on my site, I earn at least ! |
Captions for pictures
Adding captions makes my pictures more interesting.
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